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HOW WOMAN THINK THAT GUY SHOULD KNOW


obviously not me :(

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.


FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.


NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD
At some point in the near future! re, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

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10 BENDA YANG PEREMPUAN NAK DARIPADA LELAKI

29.3.11 | 2 comment(s)

actually, ade banyak bende yang pompan nak daripade lelaki, tapi kite pendekkan amek isik yang penting je.. ceh macam karangan summary je,, haha


kite dah bagi information nih, yang budak laki boleh lah buat reference.. hahahhhah * berangan jadik cekgu kejap


1. ingat tarikhtarikh yang penting.
contohye, birthday, anniversary, hari keseratos couple dan sebagainye yang dianggap penting laa

2. cakap korang sayang die dalam bahase yang berbezebeze
contoh nye, arini cakap, melayu, esok cakap india, korea, jepon dan lenlen

3. hormat dan jage perasaan die
pompan nih hati die lembeklembot, bile korang marah siket je dah merajok seminggu, so makesure korang cakap dengan bahase yang betol walaupon korang tengah marah

4. cube denga ape yang dorang cakap
kadang pompan nih suke cakap bende yang same banyak kali, lagilagi kalau bende tuh dorang suke, walaupon korang dah naik menyampah denga, watwat je pasang telinge,, kang dorang merajok, korang yang haru

5. treat die dengan care lain stiap kali jumpe
dah kalau korang cakap, buat bende yang same je harihari mak korang pon muak

6. wat suprise
contoh nye, tulis yang korang sayng die dekat kulit buku skola die ke,, kompem die tesengih cam orang gile lepas tuh and takkan bagi orang lain pegang,, tapi jangan lah kasi kantoi kat cegu!

7. take note dengan ape yang die suke dan tak suke
satu lagi perangai pompan die takkan bagitawu secare verbal(lisan/cakap) ape yang dorang nak, selalu nye dorang akan tunjuktunjuk je, lepas tuh bile korang tanye nak ke bende tuh, dorang mesti cakap "takdelah i tunjok je,, cantikkan". korang kene la taw yang dorang nak sebenanye.. jangan watwat tak paham plak,, den mane yang dorang tak suke tuh,, jangan lah sekalikali buat lagi

8. bagi dwet pegi shopping..yeah!

8.bekawan ngan kawankawan dorang.
tak rapat pon, taw name pon jadik lah, so, bile dorang becerite takdelah banyak sangat tande soal kat kepale korang (???)

9. kenal parents dorang
tuh lah yang paling korang takot, and paling dorang nak

10. (finally :)) JANGAN CURANG!
sapesape pon taknak bende nih jadik kat dorang, so be carefull dengan sape yang korang kawan :)

kalau korang buat ape yang kite tules kat atas nih, jangan tekejot kalau korang nye mate pon akan berushe nuat bende yang same kat korang..

good luck :)

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